1. To not have facial replacement surgery if for any reason my face is destroyed by an angry monkey. The pics I have seen of people with facial transplants look like people made out of play-dough. Better will be to wear a mask... or to stay far away from angry monkeys!
2. Stop believing everything I read, hear or see in advertisements. Being gullible past 50 seems like a detriment. Exception to this rule might be ads for "natural" prostate medicine being hawked on cable by famous injured foorball player, Joe Theisman.
3. Exercise more, eat right.
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